sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

0fficermako:

love yourself as much as you love your favorite character

slayboybunny:

when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss gets a little uncomfortable and a bit sweaty and avoids eye contact and pretends it doesnt notice you staring  

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

Anonymous asked : tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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